Installing Love

Found this on a forum =p

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes, .. how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install

Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.

What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you

located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.

Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge

and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt

from your current operating system. It may remain

in your permanent memory but it will no longer

disrupt other programs. Love will eventually

override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own!

called High Self- Esteem. However, you have to

completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those

programs prevent Love from being properly

installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me

how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke

Forgiveness. Do this as many times as

necessary until Grudge and Resentment have

been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that

normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the

base program. You need to begin connecting to

other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error

� Program not run on external components " What

should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set

up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been

run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply

means you have to Love yourself before you can

Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the

following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth;

and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The

system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin

patching faulty programming. Also, you need

to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all

directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make

sure it is completely gone ! and never comes back.

Customer: Got it Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is

playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are

copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes

awhile,but eventually everything gets it at the

proper time. So Love is installed and running. One

more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be

sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you

meet. They will in turn share it with others and return

some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.